Monday, October 26, 2009
Geezer Smack


As the light was waning yesterday with the advance of night, 8 of us played one last game of 4 on 4. Our four consisted of one guy in his mid-30's and the rest of us were my age or (sorry Monty) older. Our opponents were 21 or younger. They quickly jumped out to a 13 to 6 lead and the game was to 15.

1. Let us know when you're going to hit the ball back over the net.
2. Since you guys are old and blind, we'll tell you when to "listen" for the ball.
3. From the movie "Christmas Vacation," "Hey, isn't it time for you geezers to eat something so you can take your back pills."
Well as luck would have it, yours truly started serving at 6 to 13. Now I would like to say that the number of points we began to win were mostly due in part to my devastating serve and you know what, I think I'll say it, "We began to win point after point due to my devastating serve." O.K., with that out of the way lets also factor in that it was really getting dark at this point.
When we scored our 7th straight point tying the game at 13 to 13, the "smack" began to reverse direction. My good friend Bret got off the best smack salvo with, "Hey, isn't it time for you kids to take your medicine and go to bed!" We ended up serving out the game and won 15 to 13 - one for geezers everywhere!
Now I'm a realist and I realize that the day of smack talking flowing away from me to younger folks are steadily declining but for one night in West Cocoa, it was good to be a geezer! Ouch, I think I just pulled a muscle.
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way to score one for the old folks!!
We have fun playing the "kids" in tennis too....sometimes patience will trump young legs...
We have fun playing the "kids" in tennis too....sometimes patience will trump young legs...
Donna - There is something to say for "experience" unless one is too out of breath by being too old to say anything. :)
Greg - Thanks - I say we re-take this world in the name of "Geezerhood!" Geezers of the World rise up, well, carefully rise up and let's get out there! :)
I'm afraid I qualify as a real geezer. If I'd been there, all I could have contributed would have been sitting on the sidelines and cheering you on, rubbing on my Ben-gay and aching just from watching you. :) The 'smack' thing is good. Reminds me of playing softball with the younger folks at church. One young lady told us older ladies we needed to 'turn up our pacemakers!'
Rock on with the geezer smack! Now that my shoulder is healed maybe time for geezer rules at Camp Ithiel!
Peace.
Peace.
Judy - LOL!
Puck - Lets get it on and rock the youngsters with some Camp Ithiel Coordinator smack! :)
Puck - Lets get it on and rock the youngsters with some Camp Ithiel Coordinator smack! :)
In my experience, the key to beating kids is getting them overconfident and then having them blame each other when things start to fall apart. I'm sure you intentionally spotted them 13 points.
way to go.
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way to go.
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