Monday, February 23, 2009
Moronic Sermon Titles
The other day I drove by a local Baptist Church and this was on their sign advertising the upcoming Sunday Sermon:
“The Gospel for Morons.”
If I hadn’t had a “previous engagement” at my church, I might have visited to hear what is “so needed” in today’s world.
Would such a sermon interest you?
What other “catchy” (if you think the aforementioned qualifies as “catchy”) sermon titles have you heard, seen, or in some of your cases, preached?
Maybe I should rename my blog?
“A Blog for Morons.” What do you think?
I only say that because at times (as my Uncle would say) “I are one.”
“The Gospel for Morons.”
If I hadn’t had a “previous engagement” at my church, I might have visited to hear what is “so needed” in today’s world.
Would such a sermon interest you?
What other “catchy” (if you think the aforementioned qualifies as “catchy”) sermon titles have you heard, seen, or in some of your cases, preached?
Maybe I should rename my blog?
“A Blog for Morons.” What do you think?
I only say that because at times (as my Uncle would say) “I are one.”
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On the Moron end of things, you will appreciate this as a teacher. One of the coaches at one of our middle schools told me he has a special needs kid in one of his classes. He said the other day the kid comes up to him, gives him a hug, and says, "Coach, I love you, but you are a moron."
Chew on these
A Fat Servant is Better than a Skinny Corpse (Luke 15:17)
A Nude Dude in a Rude Mood: A sermon on the Gadarene Demoniac
An address to Submarine Christians--those who surface Christmas and Easter!
Bay of Pigs (casting demons into swine)
Born to RAZE Hell
Christians Stink
Deviled Ham (Luke 8:26-39) How about When Pigs Fly)
Don't park in the handicap zone
Free: Eternal Life Insurance!
God wants to deal with your BUT (II Kings 5:1
Honey, We Need to Shrink the Camel (Matthew 19:23-26)
Human Sacrifice - Live at Eleven - (Communion)
Is God your steering wheel or your spare tire.
Not Your Typical Baptist (Luke 3:1-6)
Nothing but Net (John 21)
On Naaman - Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Prayer Meeting in Hell (Lazarus and the Rich Man)
Remember Lot's wife. She was halted, she was exalted, she was salted.
Seven Ducks In A Puddle (Namaan) (II Kings 5)
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, They didn't bend they didn't bow, they didn't BURN. Casual Christianity
Shared Any Good 'Yokes' Lately? (message on servanthood)
The Buts of the Believer (II Corinthians 4:7-9)
The little red devil behind the Pearly White Gates (sermon on the power of the tongue)
Three (Wise) Men and a Baby Christmas Sermon
Wait Watchers
Wake Up - and Sell The Coffin (The widow of Nain's son)
What's Up Doc? (Luke's account of the Ascension)
When Lefty Killed Fatty! (Ehud)
You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith too (sermon on Adultery)
Peace.
Chew on these
A Fat Servant is Better than a Skinny Corpse (Luke 15:17)
A Nude Dude in a Rude Mood: A sermon on the Gadarene Demoniac
An address to Submarine Christians--those who surface Christmas and Easter!
Bay of Pigs (casting demons into swine)
Born to RAZE Hell
Christians Stink
Deviled Ham (Luke 8:26-39) How about When Pigs Fly)
Don't park in the handicap zone
Free: Eternal Life Insurance!
God wants to deal with your BUT (II Kings 5:1
Honey, We Need to Shrink the Camel (Matthew 19:23-26)
Human Sacrifice - Live at Eleven - (Communion)
Is God your steering wheel or your spare tire.
Not Your Typical Baptist (Luke 3:1-6)
Nothing but Net (John 21)
On Naaman - Lather, Rinse, Repeat
Prayer Meeting in Hell (Lazarus and the Rich Man)
Remember Lot's wife. She was halted, she was exalted, she was salted.
Seven Ducks In A Puddle (Namaan) (II Kings 5)
Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednego, They didn't bend they didn't bow, they didn't BURN. Casual Christianity
Shared Any Good 'Yokes' Lately? (message on servanthood)
The Buts of the Believer (II Corinthians 4:7-9)
The little red devil behind the Pearly White Gates (sermon on the power of the tongue)
Three (Wise) Men and a Baby Christmas Sermon
Wait Watchers
Wake Up - and Sell The Coffin (The widow of Nain's son)
What's Up Doc? (Luke's account of the Ascension)
When Lefty Killed Fatty! (Ehud)
You Can't Have Your Kate and Edith too (sermon on Adultery)
Peace.
We had a series on "Grace Anatomy". Other good ones were "When in Romans..", "From Zero to Hero" which was a series on Biblical characters who had to step up to the mark.
Believe it or not I preached 5 times at a church in Lyons, France on "Faith for Morons". "La foi pour les nuls…"
Sorry about the commenting thing. You're not the only one who has had a problem. I'll try to spend some time on it, when I get some time.
Sorry about the commenting thing. You're not the only one who has had a problem. I'll try to spend some time on it, when I get some time.
Puck - Impressive list.
Wendy - Welcome to the "program." That "Zero to Hero" title reminded me of my Little League Baseball coaching days.
Brady - Just wanted to let you know we still love you Bro.
Donna - As my Uncle would say, "I are one too."
Steve - I get the, "You run your class like a game show," comment all the time.
Terri - That would be (thinking of Mormon theology) "Populating Your Own Planet for Morons." :)
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Wendy - Welcome to the "program." That "Zero to Hero" title reminded me of my Little League Baseball coaching days.
Brady - Just wanted to let you know we still love you Bro.
Donna - As my Uncle would say, "I are one too."
Steve - I get the, "You run your class like a game show," comment all the time.
Terri - That would be (thinking of Mormon theology) "Populating Your Own Planet for Morons." :)
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